“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…
“Well it definitely wasn’t a….
“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…
NERVES OF STEEL.”
“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..
“My daughter and Tenzin, together? I sure didn’t…
SEE THAT ONE COMING.”
Talk about being BLINDSIDED
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I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.
I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
Sam: So then, this huge chunk of broken iron oar came flying straight at my head! That’s how I got this big old gash with all of these stitches, and am therefore never going spelunking in a flooded cave for the forseeable future.
Kevin: Did you say a broken oar as in a paddle or ore as in a bit of iron rock?
Me: —Or did a giant metal conjunction assail you in the abandoned mine shaft without warning?
Kevin: Maybe a combination of those three options?
Sam: Whether it was ore, or “or,” or oar, or ore “or,” or “or” oar, or ore oar, or not, isn’t the important thing that I made it out alive?
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.